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10 Funky foodie gifts I never knew I wanted, but dang it, I need them

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For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

If these gifts aren't under my tree come Christmas morning, I'll be forced to start researching ways to slice bananas, pour orange juice and smell like bacon. And that, my friends, is not what Christmas is all about.

1. Gold-plated KFC bone earrings

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: Kentucky for Kentucky

You're looking at a gen-u-ine chicken bone here, folks. That you put in your ears. That people buy. It's the magic of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

2. Nacho cheese lip balm

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: Amazon

So weird... I was just thinking that I wished my lips could smell like cheese. It's like they're inside my head.

3. Penis-shaped egg mold

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: This Is Why I'm Broke

I think the question here isn't why would you want one, it's why in the world wouldn't you? Scenario: Granny stays over for the holidays, and she needs breakfast in the morning. Penis-shaped eggs, anyone? Be sure to Instagram that.

4. Muffin tops

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

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Everyone knows the muffin top is the best part of the muffin, and now you can serve them in these awesome too-tight jeans. Note to self: Suck it in. All those holiday treats have to go somewhere.

5. Oreo dunking spoon

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: This Is Why I'm Broke

How tired am I of getting milk on my fingers during an Oreo binge. Hallelujah, the problem has been solved.

6. The candy bra

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

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Not because I want to wear it, and certainly not because I want someone to eat it off me, but because it's basically 10 candy necklaces in one. It's my childhood dream come true (again, the candy, not the bra).

7. Banana slicer

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: Amazon

You know how when you peel a banana and then, in a panic, you're like, "How in the world will I ever get this banana sliced?" You're welcome.

8. Roll 'n Pour

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: Roll 'n Pour

Maybe I just have weak upper body strength, but those gallon jugs of OJ are heavy, amirite? Look at that, only two fingers required.

9. Bacon perfume

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

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Among the ingredients in this perfume: "Two pinches of bacon salty goodness." I need to know what that means. You can choose between gold and classic, the latter giving off a "heavier" bacon smell. I think we all know which one I want.

10. Edible spray paint

For the foodie who has absolutely everything, these quirky gifts are must-buys

Image: This Is Why I'm Broke

Because nothing says fancy dinner quite like gold-plated poultry.

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