Luckily there are some enterprising chefs out there who have combined these two loves and, for better or for worse, shared it with us on the good old information superhighway.
Check out the tastiest, ugliest sweaters below.
I don't care how ugly it is, if it's a cookie, then it's going into my mouth as soon as I get to the party.
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Imagine the fun of watching this ugly sweater get uglier and uglier as it's torn to shreds by your rabidly hungry party guests.
Image: Real Ugly Christmas Sweaters
This ugly cake is for the people who don't realize they're wearing an ugly Christmas sweater — they just really, really like loud patterns.
Image: Free Fun Christmas
Though "ugly pizza sweater" sounds more like a confidence-shattering insult than a food, I assure you this creative Christmas pie is as delicious as it is easy to make.
Looks like Santa isn't the only culprit — dreidels and latkes can inspire some troubling holiday clothing-cookie crossovers as well.
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You'll need something strong to wash that ugly out of your mouth. Why not adorn your palate-cleansing wine with a seizure-inducing holiday sweater of its own?
Image: The Ugly Sweater
Because brown frosting makes everything less ugly... on opposite day.
Image: Lady Behind the Curtain
This ugly sweater drink cozy will keep your hot toddy nice and warm. And depending on how much holiday flair you add, it may even help melt your cold, jaded heart.
Image: Mariner's Menu
This shrimp-laden Christmas tree may not be sweater related, but it sure is weirdly mesmerizing and repulsive!
Image: Free-N-Fun Christmas
I mean, it's called a sausage wreath. It might taste good, but there's no way to take the ugly out of this one.
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