Really, bacon. Have you no standards?
Repeat after me: Real bacon does not work as a condom. But if you must include bacon in your sex life, use these lookalikes for protection.
As with the condoms, bacon and anything penis-related is unnecessary.
C'mon, bacon. Have a little respect for one of the world's most amazing artists.
I don't equate bacon to being the freshest scent, but could it be that this one isn't a fail after all? If bacon-scented armpits are better than whatever you're covering up, it could be a win.
Well, it is 'Merica, where anything is possible, but I don't think Honest Abe ever thought this would be happening in the future.
Bacon = pork. End of discussion.
At least give me the illusion of bacon.
OK, "bacon"... you're fired.
It's better than Lady Gaga's meat dress... I guess?
You had one job, bacon. All you had to do was show up.
Just as I doubt it would freshen my underarms, I doubt it could effectively replace mints.
Can't. Stop. Looking.
For those of us too lazy to take a bite of bacon and a sip of soda.
I have to draw the line when you start messing with my cocktails.
Now we've got a warm beer and ruined bacon. Unacceptable.
That's two strikes, bacon. Don't push it.
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