Al was a shoe salesman living with his family in Chicago. Al's favorite thing to do was sit on the couch with his hand in his pants (eww!), berate his wife, Peg (double eww!) and go to strip clubs. He and Peg had two teenage children, Kelly, who was quite promiscuous, and Bud, a skirt-chasing weasel just like dear old dad. He blames his life failures on the "Bundy Curse."