The end of The Bachelor only means one thing: the beginning of The Bachelorette. It's a tale as old as time (or at least as old as The Bachelor), and it's one we soak up every season. Even the most shocking moments have a hint of predictability to them. After all, every surprising stunt is just another desperate attempt to get attention. Every time an underdog is selected, another meltdown occurs.
Take a sip anytime a guy says one of these predictable phrases:
Also take a sip anytime...
Bonus: Do a double sip anytime someone does something "shocking" for attention.
The rest of the show(s)
Throw back a gulp anytime...
Finally, finish your glass and watch in excited bliss anytime...
We'll stop there to keep you from getting too sloshed, but make sure to let us know if you think we missed anything that warrants a turn on Predict-orette.
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