Rachel Lindsay is ready to make history in tonight's The Bachelorette premiere (we seriously still can't believe it took the franchise an entire 33 seasons to finally cast a black bachelor or bachelorette), and you know we're going to celebrate with a stiff drink — or two or three or four.
Look, we love The Bachelorette as much as anyone else in Bachelor Nation, but we'd be kidding ourselves if we didn't own up to the predictability. It's something we soak up every season — so much so that we've created a drinking game called Predict-orette around it.
Even the most shocking moments have a hint of predictability to them. There's going to be a meltdown, someone's going to get wasted, there's going to be a fight and someone is going to show up wearing some dumbass costume.
I never fails. We might as well be drinking as it happens.
We'll stop there to keep you from getting too sloshed, but make sure to let us know if you think we missed anything that warrants a turn on Predict-orette.
Bonus: Do a double sip anytime someone does something "shocking" for attention.
Originally published May 2013. Updated May 2017.
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