Sounds like Gaga is adopting a Mad Max mantra for 2013… and, hey, with her penchant for futuristic ensembles, we could totally imagine her battling alongside big-haired Aunty Entity (aka Tina Turner) in the Thunderdome.
Apparently, Gaga's fam likes to partake in special Christmas spirits while getting into the Christmas spirit. And by that we mean they're smoking more than the Christmas ham. And by that we mean they’re tokin' it up in their tacky Christmas sweaters.
Who wouldn't want to go back in time to party with the Stones? Gaga's 2012 performance of "Gimme Shelter" with Mick Jagger and co obviously had the pop singer feeling slightly transcendental. Either that or "time machine" is secretly code for Christmas stash (refer to previous tweet).
Gaga isn't the first celeb with a Marilyn Monroe obsession — but she might be the only one who thinks mysterious someones are trying to strip the ladies of their glamorous lips and locks. Perhaps the blond hair and lipstick bandits she alludes to are puritans who think hair dye and cosmetics are the devil.
From what we can tell, Lady Gaga is one bad day away from holing up in her room with a bag of Chips Ahoy! in a fit of depression and/or cynicism. Chin up, Gaga… you've got a lot to be happy about! We, however, are mourning that you had to cancel your "Born This way Ball" tour due to injury. *Tear!*
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