Seth Rogen @Sethrogen: "There's also white smoke coming out of my office, but nobody seems that excited about it. #pope"
Joy Behar @JoyVBehar: "It's already starting. Donald Trump wants to see the new Pope's birth certificate."
Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks: "The new Pope came out on the balcony, saw his shadow, and realized there was six more centuries of scandals."
Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers: "A new Pope has been chosen! I haven't seen this many people transfixed by a puff of white smoke since the discovery of fire!"
Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin: "I don't know about u but my conclave is exhausted. Did @CNN just say "this new pope needs no introduction" Is it Madonna?"
Downton Abbey's Dowager Countess @theLadyGrantham: "White smoke rising from the #Vatican. Either a new pope has been elected, or Thomas and O'Brien are sharing a cigarette out back."
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan: "Any truth to the rumor I'm starting that the new pope will also replace @JoyBehar on The View. I'm not saying it's me but I do have a Pope acceptance speech ready."
Aziz Ansari @azizansari: "Feeling good about my chances to be new Pope. My agents said I should hear something today..."
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH: "New Pope news soon! You might want to follow @TheTweetOfGod for all papal updates. He has an 'in'."
Maria Shriver @mariashriver: "Big moment for the church and for those of us who call ourselves Catholics. I hope the new pope comes with an open heart and open mind."
Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow: "The good thing about being sick is I don't have to miss one minute of #PopeWatch2013. Back to the Chimney Cam."
Chris Harrison @chrisbharrison: "When I told @SeanLowe09 & @clmgiudici I'm ordained I never thought the Vatican would respond so fast #Whitesmoke"
ArsenioHall @ArsenioHall: "#CNN News just announced that @michaelstrahan will be replacing The Pope! Congratz Bruh!!! #whitesmoke"
And you'll see personalized content just for you whenever you click the My Feed .
SheKnows is making some changes!