"Crazy" Tony Lindsey The Next James Deen?

Sales of "hillbilly" porn have gone through the roof thanks to the success of Southern-fried television shows like Duck Dynasty and Swamp People. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star "Crazy" Tony Lindsey wants in.

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If you've ever wanted to see Honey Boo Boo star "Crazy" Tony Lindsey naked, you could soon be in luck: Sales of "redneck" porn are up, and Lindsey wants to star in one.

TMZ reported this week that sales of "hillbilly" adult movies like Hillbilly Honeys, Real White Trash and Ozark Sex Fiend are soaring thanks to the recent trend of Southern-set television shows like Duck Dynasty, Swamp People and American Hoggers.

Yep, hillbillies are hot, even in the adult film world: GameLink.com, a major purveyor of adult titles, told TMZ that the company has noticed a 250 percent increase in sales of Southern-themed titles. You know, stuff like Farmer's Daughters Make You Go Yee-Haw!, White Trash MILFs, Trailer Trash Nurses and um, Amateur Teeny Black Whitey Rednecks (what on earth does that mean?).

"Redneck porn — no teeth? No problem," cracks TMZ.

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Meanwhile, "Crazy" Tony Lindsey, who's probably best-known for getting arrested in a gorilla suit on the side of a Georgia highway, says he'd love to be in porn.

He'd get naked and do the deed, but he does have his standards: He wouldn't give himself a porn moniker.

"Everybody already knows me as 'Crazy' Tony, so why change it?" he asked TMZ.

Why, indeed? Because that would be stupid!

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Hannah December 18, 2012 | 1:18 PM

One word: gross.

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