Ryan Lochte pees gold

Ryan Lochte Jokes In
Funny Or Die Video

Ryan Lochte most definitely thinks it's okay to pee in the pool. He's even taking his mission worldwide with a new book and non-profit. He's joking, but we love a guy who can make fun of himself.

Ryan Lochte pees in the pool

We all died a little inside when Olympic gold medal winner Ryan Lochte admitted to Ryan Seacrest that he pees in the competition pool.

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"Of course," the 27-year-old connoisseur of Jeah! said. "I think there's just something about getting into chlorine water that you just automatically go. [I didn't] during the races, but I sure did in warm-up."

Oh. My. God.

Naturally, those comments went viral. Now, Lochte is making fun of the whole thing with a new Funny or Die video. In the "LOCHTv" clip, he jokes that he only pees in the pool — and nowhere else.

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"Yes, I can only pee in the pool," he cracks. "If I see a toilet, I'm definitely not peeing there."

Why pools? "Like animals, they mark their territory, I pee in the pool," Lochte says. "That's my territory."

That's not all, though: He's planning to help those less fortunate than him learn to pee in the pool. However, there's one thing he won't do: Poop in the pool, since "they shut down the whole pool" when one of those brown lumps are floating around.

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What makes him such an expert in the subject? He's a gold medal urinator, of course.

"I pee gold, when I'm a little dehydrated," he jokes.

All kidding aside, Lochte told reporters that the whole pee debacle got way out on control. He's not the only one who does it, either: Michael Phelps admitted to doing it as well.

"I think everybody pees in the pool," Phelps, 27, told the Wall Street Journal. "It's kind of a normal thing to do for swimmers. When we're in the water for two hours, we don't really get out to pee."

So, exactly how much pee does a champion swimmer drink during a race? Not much, Phelps said.

"Chlorine kills it, so it's not bad."

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