Let's be real. Jessica Simpson was only two weeks past her due date, which in the realm of obstetrics, is completely normal and healthy. But it felt like forever. Like, when you're waiting for a Lean Cuisine to cook in the microwave and you just stare at it until eventually pressing the "Off" button 10 seconds before it's done. So it's safe to say, we all jumped the gun a bit. Silly us.
No, a Herculean super-child did not end up cartwheeling out of her womb. Baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson weighed in at a robust 9 lbs., 13 oz., and according to the singer and fashion mogul, is "so precious and beautiful." Congrats, Jess on pickling the perfect kid!
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