Top 5 TMI pregnancy revelations by Jessica Simpson

Mar 21, 2012 8:16 AM by Caroline Goddard

Posted in Entertainment / Celebrity Gossip / Hookups, Breakups & Babies

Jessica Simpson Shares A Little Too Much Info

Jessica Simpson has grossed us out enough with this never-ending pregnancy of hers. Here are some of her finest TMI moments that are sure to make you cringe all over again. When is she having this baby, anyway?

Jessica Simpson

Top 5 pregnancy TMI moments from Jessica Simpson

"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha… Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!"

"There is only one [baby], there is only one girl… But I did get knocked up by a baller… A big football player."

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"I just started calling myself 'Swamp Ass.' Like, I have swamp ass right now. I had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut… It's like the bayou up in that [area]."

"Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it's time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!"

"I am definitely feeling intimate — and how! I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"

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"The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!"

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So when can we expect Simpson's gross-out comments to transition from pregnancy woes to dirty diaper descriptions? She once said early spring — Tuesday was the first day of spring! — but last week said she still had a few weeks to go.

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