Behold: Snooki's baby -- or at least our rendering of what the little guido or guidette will look like. Snooki confirmed her pregnancy and engagement so now we're wondering exactly how tan this kid will be when he or she comes out! Complete with guyliner for a boy and a ladystache for a girl, this kid will fit right into The Jersey Shore beach house, local pizza parlor and Las Vegas pool party.
Favorite food: Mashed pickles
Favorite drink: Irish car bomb
Hobbies: Sleeping, pooping, tanning and drinking. Just like Mommy!
First word: "Wah!" Again, just like Mommy!
But is it possible that Snooki's party days are over? She told Us, "I have different priorities now. I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."
We'll believe it when we see it -- and we can't wait to see this bronzed-up baby, too!
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