Joan Rivers Slams
Angelina Jolie

Joan Rivers has no love for Angelina Jolie's right leg or her chicken arms. See what the acid-tongued fashion maven had to say about this superstar's odd performance at the Oscars.

Angelina Jolie

If you thought Angelina Jolie's weird hip-cocked leg pose at the 2012 Oscars was totally bizarre and fake, you're not alone. Joan Rivers ripped the star to shreds.

"Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed," Rivers told RadarOnline. "She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]"

"Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No, and you want to say, you idiot! You brought us back to the fact and we've all forgotten that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!"

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Truth be told, we rather liked that old Angelina better than this super fake one.

"This is the first stupid move she's made," Rivers ranted. "She handles her own PR, career and it's all been very thought out. She turned around from kissing her brother on the carpet to being a representative of the United Nations and she's done it all. She turned herself around to be a superstar and you go whoops! Maybe she had a drink?"

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As far as Jolie's incredible shrinking body goes, Rivers had some brief but harsh criticism there, too. "That looks like Auschwitz adjacent."

It's okay, Rivers is Jewish, she's allowed to make jokes like that. There's a whole episode of Seinfeld about it and everything.

Image courtesy WENN


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Comments on "Too skinny Angelina Jolie looks "Auschwitz adjacent""

Bella bee September 09, 2012 | 1:27 PM

She looks like a bobble head, huge head and very small body! If anyone doesn't think that Angelina has an eating disorder then she must be ill. She has displayed mental problems over the years so an eating disorder seems expected! She would also worry that brad would cheat as he did with Jen with her! I couldn't care less about these people but I do care that so many people create idols of these people!

Occy March 04, 2012 | 4:23 AM

only thing fat on her is her Lips, so she must be getting injections for that ! Cover up her face and the rest is horrible, bones and veins popping out. !

Me February 28, 2012 | 11:32 AM

That's mean, stop looking at what everyone Else looks like and focus on yourself. This article was pointless and no one Even commented on it.

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