Let's get this out of the way right now: We love, love love Jason Segel and Paul Rudd. However, their tongue-on-tongue kiss during a 2011 skit on Saturday Night Live was hilariously gross. Maybe all the spitting and other assorted grossness beforehand ruined it, but we're pretty sure we won't be watching this again.
OK, we're going to cut this couple some slack. Sure, their kiss is pretty sloppy, but we know they don't have much experience in this arena. Ellen DeGeneres even featured the clip on her show and gave the couple a bit of advice.
"Less chewing," she joked.
Jersey Shore fans all know that Deena Cortese has a mega huge crush on DJ Pauly D. He finally let her kiss him during the premiere of season four, but it looked more like locking tongues than locking lips. Gross.
We can't think of anything more disgusting than a sloppy kiss from Charlie Sheen. Sadly, Jimmy Kimmel can now affirm that a mouth on mouth lock with the MaSheen has its consequences.
"Legend has it that if @charliesheen kisses you at midnight, you turn into a whorewolf," Kimmel tweeted after their March 2011 kiss.
The kiss between Michael Jackson and his wife, Lisa Marie Presley, at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards made headlines for how weird it was. It sounds like we're not the only ones who thought it was disgusting.
"Michael said 'I'm gonna kiss you.' I was like, 'No, I don't want to do that. Do we have to? That's bulls**t,'" Presley told Playboy in a 2004 interview. "On the way there I kept saying, 'Do we have to?'"
We loved Jack and Karen's kiss on Will & Grace. However, this YouTube fan video makes this sloppy -- and adorable -- kiss all the more hilarious.
This sloppy kiss between two older lovers has to take the cake for the sloppiest -- and grossest -- kiss ever. Don't worry -- they meant to make it that way. This was actually an ad shown in Canada for the Best Worst Movie, released in 2011. We'll never look at our grandparents the same way again.
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