Calm down, Jersey Shore fans: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi didn't actually commit the worst party foul. The pint-sized reality star told SiriusXM's Opie & Anthony Wednesday that she's definitely not pregnant.
"Does that mean they're calling me fat?… Radar Online says the craziest things," Snooki said when pressed about the pregnancy rumors.
"So you're saying no to this, obviously?" Opie asked.
"No. And, obviously, they're calling me fat, so I hate you Radar," Snooks replied. She's been working to drop some pounds over the past year or so.
The website reported Wednesday that Snooki was hiding her with-child status from fans. "She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family," an insider told Star magazine.
"She's been telling people that she has a big announcement coming."
They also cited late-night food posts as another sign of her pregnancy. "I feel sick," she wrote on Facebook. "Late night craving… yogurt hits the fricken spot!"
One thing is for sure: She'd never vote for New Jersey governor Chris Christie for president.
"I will not be voting for Chris Christie. Love always, the 'buffoons' from that degrading Jersey Shore show," she tweeted Wednesday morning.
That's all well and good, but Christie isn't running for the Oval Office.
"Someone just told me [Christie] is running for president," she later corrected. The outspoken governor vetoed a tax break for the Jersey Shore crew back in 2011.
"I DEF don't want a judgmental president who has NEVER met me in person. F that," she wrote. "[I don't care] who exploits me. But for a man wanting to be president & calling us names when he's never met us..no thanks. I'll stick w Obama."
The funny thing: She's been critical of Barack Obama, too. The pickle-loving star voted for John McCain in the election. Now, she's more tolerant of the President.
"I didn't vote for Barack Obama, but I'm supportive of him obviously because he is our President and hopefully he can fix this country because it sucks right now," she told GQ in November.
Image courtesy Maro Hagopian, Sirius XM Radio
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