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Kris Humphries is a farting flirter

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Kris Humphries farts on girls, according to ex

Kris Humphries loves to fart and burp, according to his ex-girlfriend. Uh, is he 26 or 16?

Kris Humphries farts on girls, according to ex

We know pretty much everything about the habits of Kim Kardashian and her sisters. Even their mother — Kris Jenner — is good at telling us way too much about her sex life.

Now? It's Kris Humphries' turn.

"Kris had no flirting skills whatsoever. Flirting to him was like burping and like blowing it in your face or farting and then throwing the covers over your head," his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber, told the UK Daily Mail.

"Literally, as gross as it sounds, that's how he like broke the ice and that was his flirting. Playful, but very immature."

All together now: Ewww!

Apparently, that's the baller's m.o. — he farts in people's faces. He apparently did it to Kim while she gave him a pedicure and the camera caught him farting on Kourtney Kardashian's head while filming Kourtney and Kim Take New York earlier in the fall.

We can't say it's too surprising — Humphries doesn't exactly seem like the most mature dude on the block. He proved that theory with the first episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. In the season debut, Humphries endures the wrath of his wife to no end. Why? He's a slob.

"When I see a messy room, it literally ruins my day," Kim said.

So he splits and goes back to Minnesota to train for basketball — he's a free agent and there's going to be a season now after all.

However, he'll be back — who else are they going to vilify this season?

"You're my wife," Humphries told his 'wifey.' "It's going to take a lot to get rid of me."

Sure, if by "a lot" he meant 72 days.

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