Chelsea Handler just broke off her relationship with hotelier Andre Balazs -- and she's already with a new guy. Is she dating 50 Cent? Maybe Chuy?
Nope! She's adopted a new puppy. All together now: awww!
"My new guy!!!!" Handler tweeted on Sunday, along with a photo of the dog. "Meet the newest addition to the handler family! Gary."
Gary joins the E! host's other dog, Chunk, a German shepherd-Chow mix. It sounds like those two are the only men in her life for now.
"I'm in a happy time in my life. I'm not on the prowl," the Chelsea Lately host said. "I like men who have something going on... And I like them in small doses." Besides, she doesn't really have time for a man -- she just inked a new $25 million deal that will keep her with the entertainment network through 2014.
"I don't listen to anyone or any advice because I know exactly what I want and how I want it," she said of negotiating. "You have to ask for what you want. Just because there are parameters that have been set doesn't mean they can't be blown open."
Sounds like we're seeing another media mogul in the making. However, she wants to make it clear that she's Chelsea Handler, not a copy of anyone else.
"[I'm] not the queen of television. I'm not Oprah, I'm Chelsea."
Image courtesy Chelsea Handler Twitter
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