Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are legally married, and despite their 34-year age difference, they are free to get affectionate any place they'd like -- so long as it's not in public!
Courtney Stodden's pumpkin patch drama is a result of the 17-year-old teen bride's scantily clad attire and her inappropriate public display of affection with 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. The pair were booted from a family pumpkin patch this weekend after onlookers complained of their behavior.
Decked out in shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush and a plaid shirt tied up to show off her stomach, Courtney Stodden drew the ire of the family-friendly pumpkin patch.
Presumably referring to the incident, the teen bride -- who has also gone a few rounds over photos too sexy for Facebook -- turned to a Bible passage to explain her views on Sunday. "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday!" she tweeted, then quoted, "'Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.' John 7:24."
Other recent messages from the 17-year-old, who wed with her mother's permission at age 16, include forays into alliteration such as:
Exotically crawling through such a kittenish day as my saucy senses playfully pounce on every single frisky fantasy that comes my way; Rawr!
Washing my whispering wants in nothing but the wondrous waters of the world. It's Wet & WILD Wednesday! XOs ;)
The daring deliciousness of the day is delicately dominating my down & dirty demeanor... Rawr! ;)
Though Courtney Stodden is carving out a path to fame not all would desire to be on, the power of her sexy photos and trouble-making isn't lost on the teen bride. Along with an image of her name topping search engine charts, the soon-to-be reality star writes, "Mmm... I have nothing but LOVE for my haters - Thank you. XOs."
Do you think the pumpkin patch was right to kick out Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden?
Image via Courtney Stodden Facebook