The 50-year-old comedian has dedicated a video copying the style of Jim Carrey's viral piece to the 17-year-old pre-teen heartthrob. Watch it below -- though be warned this is a Kathy Griffin video. The subject matter is a smidge more frank (funny) and adult than the piece that inspired it.
"You are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs—but that is not any diss to the LGBT community," the My Life on the D-List star starts out.
"You're smart and kind-hearted," Kathy Griffin continues, quite obviously glancing back and forth between the camera and a copy of what Carrey had said previously, adding her own take on his tribute. "That's kind of an assumption, er, you seem nice...If I could, I would marry you. Oh, that's actually not true. It's messy, Justin."
About the nitty-gritty of the proposed taboo hook-up? "And the sex—whoo—it's going to be weird," says Kathy Griffin.
Funny or just plain gross? What's your take on Kathy Griffin's video to Justin Bieber?