Enough Royal Wedding Already!

Sick of royal wedding talk? You aren't alone! Believe it or not, not every celebrity is clamoring over the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. In fact, some have become quite cantankerous about the subject.

Royal Wedding sick bag

So many people are sick of the royal wedding that one entrepreneur has gone so far as to make an official "Throne Up" royal wedding sick bag. Grab one for yourself and read on for a list of famous names who are completely over it.


"Why would I watch the wedding? I couldn't take any of that seriously," the Smiths singer Morrissey said in an interview with BBC Radio 4. "I don't think the so-called royal family speak for England now, and I don't think England needs them."

"I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers, nothing else," he continued. "I don't believe they serve any purpose whatsoever. I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family -- the so-called royal family. They're not royal to me, but they're royal to the media for some reason."

Simon Cowell

He may be both British and famous, but Simon Cowell did not make the cut for the royal wedding guest list. In reference to the fact that Kate Middleton's mailman received the coveted invite, the American Idol and X Factor judge said, "Maybe it got lost in the post."

Asked whether he felt slighted by the Queen, Simon replied, "It feels a little bit like that, doesn't it? What have I done wrong?" Yet even if he had been invited it doesn't sound like Simon's schedule would have allowed him to attend. "That wasn't great timing," he smirked. "It's a good excuse, isn't it?"

Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe will emphatically not be attending the royal wedding. Everyone's favorite boy with the round glasses doesn't understand why anyone would assume he's interested in the royal wedding. The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 star says, "I won't be getting up at 4 a.m. to watch the wedding."

"Why would they invite me?" Daniel Radcliffe asks. "I might be English, but they don't know me. Why do all Americans think that?"

Jerry Seinfeld

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld felt no qualms over sharing how he really feels about the royal wedding, which he considers to be a "circus act." Jerry rants, "You know, it's a dress-up. It's a classic English thing of let's play dress-up. Let's pretend that these are special people. OK, we'll all pretend that -- that's what theatre is."

"And that's what the royal family is -- it's a huge game of pretend," he continued. "These aren't special people -- it's fake outfits, fake phony hats and gowns."

Lily Allen

Lily Allen

Songstress Lily Allen couldn't care less about the royal wedding. Or at least that's what she wants you to think. The 25-year-old, who was snubbed on the invite list, recently Twitter-ranted, "Well, you can quote me as 'outraged,' why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi? I sang at the Diana concert too!"

Later she let everyone know that she's too busy to attend, tweeting, "It was pretty obvious that I was being sarcastic about not being invited to the royal wedding, right? Besides I wouldn't be able to go anyway, I have a previous engagement."

Uh-huh, sure. That's why we won't be going either.

As the royal wedding coverage reaches a fever pitch, remember you aren't alone in feeling fed up. Spread the love hate!

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Comments on "5 Celebs sick of the royal wedding"

Megan August 30, 2013 | 10:22 AM

Don't forget that Canada also pays the Queen millions of dollars a year for upkeep on her homes and to pay her staff! So tell me why the heck canadian tax payers should have to fork out money for this?Oh their one trip here every 6 years? We are a country that chooses who speaks for us(ya don't ask me why Harper is still in office), I think it's unfair to the people of England to be told who will rule and because of their blood line. I'm pretty sure you have some wonderful people there that no matter their stature in life could do a real bang up job of leading the people, people of England should get to decide who gives them thier voice not told!

yodi April 29, 2011 | 4:51 PM

Have you all forgotten the history of the Royal Family. Their ancestors murdered, stole and brutalized their own people and others elsewhere. All their resources were acquired through greed and exploitation of their fellow man. People love Diana and naturally her son, but he represents a system that does nothing but is able to live a privileged life all at the expense of British tax payers. If you study history and remember it, you'll understand why some feel the way they feel. Additionally, the nickel and dime the Royals are generating is nothing compared to what it takes to maintain those blook suckers. It is our own desire to live such a fantasy life that attracts us to these people, but so long as you remember that they are not special, then you will become a witness of the leela they are apart of. In the end, it is all a play.

Crystal Ball April 29, 2011 | 9:58 AM

@ Tammy Snelling. What do the Royal family do for us as a nation? Dear God, does everything have to be explained to you! Did you see the crowds or speak to any of the thousands of foreigners that came over for the wedding week? Did you bother to find out how many of the countries around the world paid for the rights to watch this wedding in full? Do you have any idea how many tourists will part with their cash to stay in hotels, eat in restaurants, travel around and go back with a keep sake of the occasion? Of course you don't! The Royal family generates big business and big money for this country, far more than they receive from the people of Britain. I suggest you and all the other biased individuals do your homework before you speak. As for Morrissey's comments. What, you mean he still hasn't slashed his wrists yet?

kate April 29, 2011 | 1:47 AM

Please can I come Tammy!? I feel the same way as you, Im only vaugly insterested as I volenteer for one of the charities but It doesent meen I would want to watch it, and Im DEFFINATLY fed up of the words 'royal' 'wedding' 'Kate' 'William' (wich is even more annoying as my name is Kate.

Tammy Snelling April 28, 2011 | 6:15 PM

What would $32 mil do to help the homeless, sick, pensioners, or anyone in that country who couldn't put food on the table for there family or pay to get the electricity on. Oh my God I am so over the royal wedding. What do the royal family do for us as a nation. Nothing, we should be independent and please can we have something else on the television or in the papers. We are having a not royal wedding party with 50 people who all feel the same way. No one is allowed to mention or talk about the royals the whole night. At least

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