Daily Celebrity Buzz for March 30th, 2011

The Butterfly Sparkle Unicorn Twins are not coming out of Mariah Carey's uterus today - Access Hollywood

Aw, Adam Lambert has a pocket gay - Starpulse

Brooklyn Decker is trying to distract you from that awful haircut with a bikini - Betty Confidential

Someone needs to tell Britney Spears her stomach is only supposed to stick out farther than her boobs when she's pregnant - Amy Grindhouse

Judging from that muffin top Lady Gaga should maybe skip the cake - Celebridoodle

Jessica Simpson will wait until Nick & Vanessa set a date then set hers for the night before - I'm Not Obsessed

Sandra Bullock hits the gym with her Cajun cookie - Babyrazzi

Jesse James cashes in on being a dirtbag - Celebrity Smack

Miley Cyrus doesn't realize that's exactly how The Biebs got his start? - Hollywire

Kris Jenner is a slave driver - Celebrity Cafe

Wonder Woman wears Uggs just like you & me! - TV Fanatic

Kirstie Alley knows how to get people talking - Reality TV Magazine

Willie Nelson is getting off - The Wire