Daily Celebrity Buzz for March 9th, 2011

Charlie Sheen's warlock powers will smite everyone at Warner Bros. - Access Hollywood

Britney Spears' nanner is nothing we haven't seen before - Betty Confidential

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's lawyers hate each other - Amy Grindhouse

Will Rob Lowe stab his childhood pal in the back? - Celebridoodle

Sienna Miller has a boring breakup explanation - I'm Not Obsessed

No babies for George Michael thankyouverymuch - Babyrazzi

Al Pacino, Uncle Sam would like a word with you - The Celebrity Cafe

Whitney Port looks like an old Dutch painting without makeup on - Celebrity Smack

Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee. Again. - TV Fanatic

Tom Brady had a girly little pony tail- The Wire

The Real Housewives of Miami might be the best yet - RTVM