Daily Celebrity Buzz for March 3rd, 2011

American Idol just cut a ton of dead weight - Access Hollywood

Jennifer Aniston sacrifices sheep under the full moon to look like that - Betty Confidential

Miranda Kerr is workin' it - Amy Grindhouse

Charlie Sheen as Charlie Brown - Hollywire

Kelly Osbourne got a new weave - I'm Not Obsessed

Mariah Carey's filthy rich ex-husband is having another baby - Babyrazzi

Natalie Portman is symbolic of everything that's wrong with America. Obviously. - The Celebrity Cafe

Blake Lively in a fugly dress - Celebrity Smack

Mark Harmon is moonlighting- TV Fanatic

Beautiful golden words have dripped from the gilded tongue of Charlie Sheen for years - The Wire

Christina Aguilera is gonna have to come out of hiding soon - RTVM