Daily Celebrity Buzz for February 4th, 2011

Britney Spears gives us five seconds of static - Too Fab!

Please tell me that dead animal Sofia Vergara is wearing is clip-on bangs - Celebrifi

Charlie Sheen's grill is worth more than my car - TMZ

I'm not buying this "Gabriel Aubry is a racist" business - Allie Is Wired

Snooki has a beautiful mind - The Wire

Jenny McCarthy is on a man hunt - Limelife

Julia Roberts: Once a cheater, always a cheater - Anything Hollywood

Jennifer Lopez will be watching the Super Bowl with the Obamas - ICYDK

Uh, unless she's pregnant with an elephant Natalie Portman is way more than four months along - The Berry

John Mayer anti-fans are doing a public service - The Hollywood Gossip

The Hellcats are not amused by the cheerleader shortage at the Super Bowl - The Frisky

Anderson Cooper goes Dick Cheney - E! Online

Daisy Fuentes has her own little empire - RTVM

Smallville spoilers - TV Fanatic

Michael Douglas is on recovery road - Splash News

Andrew Garfield has quite the package - Access Hollywood

Jennifer Garner is a bad kisser - Hollywood Dame

Audrina Patridge pre- and post-Photoshop - Star Pulse

Minka Kelly sweetens herself up - Daily Stab