See the Kardashian family holiday card!

The Kardashian holiday card -- or, more accurately, the Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- features the whole family, including spouses and a baby daddy. The Kardashian clan is dressed to the nines in pricey designer duds with quite serious expressions on their faces, looking more like a scene from the opening credits of Dynasty than a scene of rapturous holiday joy.

Kourtney Kardashian released the card on her blog and instead of those boring family newsletters, she shared what she and her boys are wearing.

"What do you think of our family Christmas card this year? It was shot by one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni.

Joyce did my makeup and we wanted to try a dark lip because it seemed to go with the mood of my outfit and the look, and Clyde did my hair. I decided that I wanted to wear a suit since Mason and Scott were wearing suits. Do you guys like the look?

I'm wearing an Alexander McQueen tuxedo, Dolce & Gabbana shirt, Christian Louboutin shoes and vintage earrings.

Mason is wearing a custom made Astor & Black suit Ralph Lauren shirt, Pucci pocket square and Ralph Lauren shoes."

While Kourtney doesn't appear to care what everyone else is wearing, we know you do -- so here it is:

Kim Kardashian: Emilio Pucci

Khloe Kardashian: Monique Lhuillier

Kris Jenner: Pamella Roland

Kylie Jenner: Lee Klabin

Kendall Jenner: Ina Soltani

No one cares what the dudes are wearing. Blah blah black suit blah.

What is most interesting about the photo is how physically separated Kourtney, Scott Disick and little Dash are from the rest of the family -- there literally is a barrier separating them, as well as a large space. Symbolic of a greater family rift, perhaps?

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