Daily Celebrity Buzz for September 30th, 2010

DWTS tells Michael Bolton to stop being such a crybaby - TMZ

Snooki is a regular Hemmingway - RTVM

Lindsay Lohan is better off handing her bank account over to a monkey - Allie Is Wired

Heidi Klum is no Angel - Too Fab!

RIP Tony Curtis - Splash News

Yes, we're so sure those male hookers in George Clooney's bed were just a practical joke - Celebrifi

Paris Hilton laughs when her boyfriend mows down a pap - The Hollywood Gossip

George Lopez dumps his wife - FirstClassFashionista

Lea Michele is boring - ICYDK

Beyonce is a party crasher - Limelife

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon are cooler than you - The Frisky

The Situation has a tiny Situation - Anything Hollywood

Sad news from Giuliana Rancic - E! Online

Jimmy Johnson is kicked off Survivor - TV Fanatic

The sparkly vampire look earned Robert Pattinson the top spot in Glamour UK's Most Fashionable Brits - The Berry

Tiger Woods sex tape - The Wire