Heidi Montag Misses Old Self

Heidi Montag is having some serious regrets about her life choices, including wanting her breast implants gone.

Heidi Montag

Not only is the former reality star of MTV's The Hills divorcing her freaky, fame-mongering husband, Spencer Pratt (though only time will tell if it's a legit split or if they're just in it for the headlines), now she's admitting her extreme makeover -- which included ten surgeries in one day last November -- might not have been the best idea.

Montag told Life & Style magazine that she is "desperate to go back to normal." Good luck with that, sister.

Recently, Heidi's plastic surgeon, Dr Frank Ryan, died after driving off a cliff along the Pacific Coast Highway which means she'll have to find someone else to reverse her G-cup breast augmentation. That's right, the only way for the 23-year-old to become less plastic is to have more plastic surgery.

She once claimed she wanted H-cup breasts, "For Heidi," she giggled moronically. But now she says, "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double-D."

Heidi said she's still in both physical and mental pain from the breast implants. She said she was taking pain killers but they didn't mute the pain so she stopped. She is unable to hug her four dogs and is restricted to wearing only custom-made clothing and can't exercise. "I'm obsessed with fitness," Heidi said. "But it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."

Montag is reportedly shopping for a new plastic surgeon in South America but is concerned that "there is no fixing it."

Interestingly, her boobs aren't the only thing she wants smaller. Heidi was photographed in Costa Rica on August 19 with a bandage and possibly a splint over her nose, making it look like she had another nose job while on "vacation."

She once joked that her nose was going to fall off like Michael Jackson's, but, at this rate, we don't doubt it. You know that crazy cat lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, who's spent over a million dollars on cosmetic procedures and is at the point where doctors refuse to operate on her anymore? That's gonna be Heidi. She's only 23 but she's already been stretched and pulled and lifted and botoxed so much she could be decades older.

What that girl needs is major therapy, not invasive surgery.

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Comments on "Heidi Montag wants breast implants gone"

Rin August 26, 2010 | 9:50 PM

Ok am having a DUH moment and a but of course moment. 1st what skinny idiot gets G tatas and doesn't expect back issues? 2nd, funny how now that her surgeon who said he wouldn't do ANYMORE surgeries on her is tragically gone. That's right he was killed in a car accident, albeit apparently doing something stupid and not sure about Cali but illegal in my state while driving. Here is the BUT OF COURSE, it may just be Heidi now and not Speidi but of course she still knows how to fame hog herself into something. He's dead, a man is dead and she wants to talk about how his death has inconvenienced her! What a selfish, stupid.... insert whatever swear you would like. This girl may have dumped the d0uche but she's showing that she too is just as selfish and self-serving. AGAIN, speaking as someone with natural, 100% god given F tatas, I would love to look at her and say maybe if you used your brain first instead of going for the publicity you'll get out of it you wouldn't be stuck in this position. She used to be pretty on the outside, now she looks 40 and well her outsides match her insides. RIP doc, some ppl out there actually care about you and your family instead of our obsession with being in headlines.

Uma August 26, 2010 | 5:57 PM

It is very sad to watch this enfold. Until recently she was a very pretty girl. Now looks like a 40+ stoned-faced madam from some red-light district. And, what ethical plastic surgeon would do that to a naturally pretty young woman? You have to know that what's wrong with her appearance is her distorted view of herself. Kind of like the anorexic girls who starve themselves to skeletal sizes, yet they still see themselves as fat.

Tina August 26, 2010 | 5:48 PM

mk she looks like hell right now but when she's in her 40s or even 30s shes gonna look very young. cosmetic surgery is meant as a way to combat aging and is supposed to be done when you start to see signs of aging. i highly doubt a 23 yr old should be worrying about how old she looks but she'll be one hell of a pretty corpse.

whirlygig August 26, 2010 | 4:29 PM

It's really shocking that a naturally pretty, healthy 23 year-old doesn't have more self-acceptance. heck, my boobs weren't even fully developed when she started cutting hers up to become "improved." She's a totally un-hot mess! And she doesn't even realize how disgusting and unattractive it is to constantly highlight every modification, fat transfer, liposuction, re-shaping, and surgery she undergoes---it's gross, Heidi!! Blood & guts, gross!! Get Love & Admiration the hard way--EARN IT.

JJ August 26, 2010 | 2:01 PM

What a BOOB that chick is! LOL

Sheila August 26, 2010 | 2:01 PM

What a joke that Heidi is. Get a life and get a job.

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