Daily Celebrity Buzz for August 2nd, 2010

Kim Kardashian's stalker has a great headshot - TMZ

Why is Lady Gaga trying to look like Lindsay Lohan? - Too Fab!

Hold a knife to your wife's throat like Charlie Sheen and get off with a slap on the wrist. Way to go, Aspen! - The Hollywood Gossip

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz's elegant shotgun wedding - Celebrifi

Today's hot piece: Bradley Cooper - The Berry

Uh, Dina, Lindsay Lohan is a common criminal, that's why she's being treated like one - ICYDK

Kylie Jenner is the next Kardashian to get pimped out for family profit - Limelife

Jessica Simspon teaching Romance 101 is irony of epic proportions - Allie Is Wired

Madonna couldn't spring for Invisalign for poor Lourdes? - Dana's Dirt

I can't believe someone else would be desperate enough to sleep with Levi Johnston (besides Kathy Griffin) - FirstClassFashionista

What are Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey trying to cover up? - Anything Hollywood

Get ready for a riveting literary masterpiece from Justin Bieber - E! Online

I ate a cheeseburger, potato salad & mac & cheese this weekend. Adriana Lima did not. - Hollywood Chaos

The Bachelorette spoilers - Reality TV Magazine

Drew Carey should probably get a new headshot since he's now skinnier than Adriana Lima - TV Fanatic