Kate Plus Eight Pounds Of Makeup

This video of Kate Gosselin "dancing" in full-on hooker makeup and tranny pirate garb will make you laugh and cry and puke all at the same time. Watch as she attempts to do the Paso Doble to Lady Gaga's Paparazzi on last night's episode of Dancing With the Stars. Trust us. You will not be disappointed.

Kate Gosselin is good at some things -- like, for instance, emasculating men and making a killer batch of Monkey Munch. But dancing? Oh, hell no.

After several weeks of attempting to hoof it on the dance floor for ABC's Dancing With the Stars, she made her debut as a Western tranny hooker and danced the Paso Doble to Lady Gaga's Paparazzi on the April 5 episode. "That song speaks directly to me, because every day I walk outside my door, and the paparazzi follows me," she said.

Oh, you poor thing. It must be soooo difficult leaving your eight children to get $7,000 haircuts and gratuitously touch a hot, buff deliciously tan man. Boo hoo [puke].

The judges did, however, compliment her by saying she resembled a "super bitch from hell" in her costume. Wait... was that a costume? Watch this and enjoy the trainwreck. (One word, Kate: "Grace.")

 

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Comments on "Kate Gosselin totally bombs Paparazzi dance"

Lauren's Dad April 07, 2010 | 9:05 AM

While I do not watch Dancing with the Stars or follow the daly events of Ms Gosslin's family, I do know a train wreck when I see it. When you choose to be in the public light, scrutiny comes with the territory. This was more about exposure and less about ability. By the way, this article was very well written and may be worthy of a Pulitzer. You must have great genes

Anthony Hayes April 06, 2010 | 6:55 PM

Wow, that was worse than buzz aldrin and don't even defend her on the fact that she has eight children marie osmond has 7 children and her singing career and she can dance like a pro. Kate gosselin has no excuses on this one/

carmine April 06, 2010 | 5:48 PM

I SAY LEAVE KATE ALONE. SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HAD A MARRIAGE THAT DIDN'T WORK. GIVE HER A BREAK LET HER HAVE SOME FUN. AS ALREADY STATED SHE NEVER PROCLAIMED TO BE A DANCER. TRUTHFULLY SPEAKING HOW MANY OF US CAN ACTUALLY BALLROOM DANCE IN SO SHORT OF TIME.

FlaKNMB April 06, 2010 | 4:02 PM

I'm not particularly a fan of Kate's, but I do think you're being too harsh. She has admitted that she's not a dancer. She's simply a single mother trying to provide a good life for her 8 children. And willing to humiliate herself in the process. I'm not sure I would have stuck with the program, considering the harsh criticism she's receiving. I give her an A for effort and for hanging in there!

Rachel April 06, 2010 | 2:27 PM

WOW! I had not watched any of her in DWTS, but . . . WOW. I'm not a dancer, but she is REALLY not a dancer. Oy.

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