Linsday Lohan sues E-Trade

Mar 10, 2010 1:09 PM by Caroline Goddard

Posted in Entertainment / Celebrity Gossip

"That Milkaholic Lindsay!"

Lindsay Lohan has filed suit against E-Trade claiming their Super Bowl commercial openly mocks her.

Lindsay Lohan

The delusional has-been claims the hilarious commercial, featuring the talking E-Trade baby boy Skyping with a baby girl trying to talk his way out of trouble, references her with the line "That milkaholic Lindsay."

Not "That milkaholic Lindsay Lohan." Just the first name. LiLo now thinks she is as famous as Madonna and Cher, and that E-Trade is directly referencing her.

The legal side

Lohan's lawyer says, "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

The delusional actress has filed suit for over $100 million: $50 million in exemplary damages and $50 in compensatory damages.

After choking back the biggest guffaw of his life, a spokesperson for Grey Group, which produced the ad, said that they "just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team."

Lohan must be hard up for cash. She only has one flick in the can, according to IMDB, and Ungaro has dropped her as their fashion advisor after last season's couture disaster. (Oh yes, Lohan is probably suing them, too.) When Lohan, who is currently attending Paris fashion week, was asked why she wasn't at that morning's Ungaro show, she replied, "Because I don't work for them anymore... There's legal things going on; I can't really discuss it."

The funniest part of all of this is that her crack legal team thinks she has any money to pay them for filing these frivolous suits in the first place.

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Comments on "Linsday Lohan sues E-Trade"

Can I sue "Lindsey" for lowering the IQ level of the human race?

Yet again another sign at how stupid and ridiculous the morons in Hollywood are. These people are so vain that the world revolves around them. I never thought of Lohan during the superbowl - nor did the 20 other people at the party. I think of it as a dumb sorority girl name (one that ends in Y - Courtney, Stacey,Tiffany, Lindsay......) - so maybe yeah it is Lindsay Lohan. Please do us all a favor and jump your has been self off a building.

yeah, like Lindsay Lohan was the first person I thought of when I saw this add for the first time. What a laugh.

Lindsey Vonn is more popular than Lohan these days... What a narcissist to think anyone would want to reference her in an E Trade commercial.

The headline should be"attention seeking celebrity teams up with attorney for publicity stunt", seem like it worked, millions have read about this and it is a rather inexpensive form of getting yourslf out their.

So...she admits she's a milkaholic then?

Lindsey why don't you follow Corey Haim's cure for addiction and do us all a favor.

This is just more proof that if you pamper, coddle and always give special treatment to someone, they eventually become stupid and vain enough to believe that they are special and deserve special treatment. So I guess the poor girl really believes that she is so important that they must have been talking about her. Hey it seems to me that if you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one dog that yelps is usually the one that is hit. My dog Lindsey was also upset with that commercial, the silly dog thought it was about her, and is trying to find lawyers for a class action suit. I had to stick her nose in the mess she made in the living room and put her outside. Life sure can be tough for a dog.

What a loser that Lindsay Lohan is! Get a job like the rest of us do, Lindsay Lohan!

lindsey you just want money you know that that could of been any name you dummy

I think Miss Lohan is suffering from a guilty conscience! No one I know thought the commercial was about her. Lindsay is a common name.

So, if she wins, can anyone with the name Lindsay who was born even a day before her sue her for 100 million? My cousins name is susan, I could be rich if she wins... Go Lohan!

Lindsey....PLEASE JUST FADE AWAY INTO OBSCURITY!!! You are a nobody, a bad actor and terrible singer. please give up on the show biz career and go get you a job at Burger King.