"Turn It Off!"
And why we hate them . . .
1. Dominick the Donkey, Lou MonteIf we wanted to hear that much braying, we'd sit next to our asthmatic uncle Fred.
2. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Elmo & PatsyBecause Nana's drinking is no laughing matter.
3. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late), The Chipmunks & David SevilleRegrettably, the Xanax is in our other purse.
4. Jingle Bells, The Singing DogsHmmm, barking dogs. See also: reasons to move.
5. Feliz Navidad, Jose FelicianoThe only Spanish we retained from high school.
6. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Tommie ConnorFanning the fears of infidelity and broken marriages since 1952.
7. Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?, Augie RiosSparking the Santa-ain't-real conversation in homes all across the country.
8. Rudolf the Red-Nosed ReindeerSomeone's gonna yell "like a light bulb!" and think they're being cute. But they won't be.
9. Christmas in Hollis, Run-DMCSanta doesn't get jacked in the 'hood. How festive.
10.The Christmas Shoes, NewSongWhy would you do this to yourself? Seriously, people take medication to avoid this feeling.
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