Hillary Clinton does Letterman Top 10

The Late Show Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

As presented by Democratic Presidential Candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton on the Monday, May 5 broadcast of "The Last Show with David Letterman" on CBS television.

10.  We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.

9.  Canadian bacon:  soggy and chewy; American bacon:  crisp and delicious!

8.  Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 - there's your pantsuit joke, Dave.  Are you happy now?

7.  232 years and not one cookie shortage.

6.  TiVo

5.  Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.

4.  Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?

3.  Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?

2.  Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"?

1.  Apparently anyone can get a talk show.