Britney Spears releasing new perfume; Husband already spent profits

Britney Spears has a new perfume y
all! In a bid to ensure that her bank account retains enough dough to buy diapers for Sean Preston despite husband Kevin Federline spending the kid
s college fund on Ferraris, Brit-Brit has retooled her Curious fragrance as the limited edition fragrance In Control. The new scent adds touches of crème brule and midnight orchid. (With a name like In Control, I
m thinking it should at the very least smell like Janet Jackson.) If you would like to do your part to ensure that at least one member of that family gets a college education, you can preorder the $52 a bottle perfume at BritneySpears.com. Or, if you really want to smell like Britney, you could just rub Cheetos and Starbucks on your neck and be done with it. Whatever.