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Internet Loses Its Collective Mind as Photos of Usher Paddleboarding Surface

Chloe Stillwell is a culture critic and freelance journalist working out of Nashville. She has a writing degree from the New School, and is a UCB-trained comedian.

When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes

What do you do when you're Usher? You go to Hawaii and be super-memeable on a paddleboard, of course.

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First, let me say that Usher is holding it to-ge-ther. "Yeah" came out when I was still on the bar and bat mitzvah circuit, and he doesn't look like he's aged a day. Also, am I mature enough not to mention his, um, pants? Like what they are revealing? No, I'm not that mature. And, OK, Usher, daddy, we see you. Not only is he sexy, he also secretly married his longtime girlfriend and manager, Grace Miguel, and they now have two kids, and it's just so low-key and cute. (Like, thanks for not marrying a supermodel. Not that marrying a supermodel is bad, but every. Famous. Dude. Does it. Let us non-supermodel women think we have a chance sometimes, OK?).

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So we decided to make some memes about Usher on the paddleboard, because it's almost the weekend, right?
When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid
When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid
When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid
When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes

Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid

When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes

Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid

When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid
When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes

Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid

When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
Image: Entertainment Tonight/Twitter/Backgrid

You're welcome.

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When life gives you Usher on a paddleboard, make some memes
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Do you think Usher is extra or just right on his vacay? Tell us in the comments.

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