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Don't watch RHOBH's Erika Jayne's video around your children

A celebrity gossip junky, Caroline Goddard has been writing entertainment news for longer than the world has known Kim Kardashian's name. Follow her on Twitter at @GoddardCaroline.

Erika Jayne's new music video and song is totally NSFW, but she DGAF

I wanted to watch Erika Jayne's new video for her song How Many F***s so I could accurately report on things like its cultural relevance, its reflection on her life as a trophy wife and reality star, and why she is trying to be some sort of strange Christina Aguilera/Fergie/Gwen Stefani hybrid, but I don't want to scar my child for life.

Working from home has its advantages, one of which is that I can type away on my laptop while my not-quite-4-year-old hangs out with me, and my toddler naps. But alas, that means I am unable to revel in the glory of Jayne's new music video, because judging from its title alone, this is one tune I probably don't want my kid singing at preschool.

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That's fine — I mean, I can always watch it later tonight when the children are both in bed, no biggie — but that means, that for now, I can't really tell you if the song is absolutely amazing or if it will make you want to stab your ears out. She looks great, I can say that. She is 44 years old and would look great for a 20-something, let alone a middle-aged Real Housewife.

But you! As long as you are in a room where there are no small children or potential HR reporters, you can watch this video! See?

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Youtube comments seem favorable enough.

Rick Feeney wrote, "Slay queen!!! Us gays love you!"

samuel lemark wrote, "Erika SLAYNE, QUEEN OF E V E R Y T H I N G

Marcos Boscolo wrote, "this is so superficial I LOVE IT x"

june july wrote, "This is the best thing have ever seen! I am living for this."

JaeRodriguez wrote, "my wig was SNATCHED I LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!!!"

chasemebaby wrote, "Well I could give my opinion about the video or my opinion about the song. Which are both very different opinions. But something tells me should could really give a f***. ( ;"

Bjork McQueen wrote, "I feel like this is all shade @ the other women of RHOBH"

So, since I can't watch this for hours, I am depending on you to tell me if the song rocks or if it totally sucks. And if it totally sucks, I can save those precious post-child-bedtime minutes for the final episode of American Crime Story: The People v O.J. Simpson I still have on my DVR (sssshhhh no spoilers on that one! LOL) Sound off in the comments below!

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Erika Jayne's new music video and song is totally NSFW, but she DGAF
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