The former Kate Middleton looked absolutely stunning when she stepped out of the Lindo Wing to show off her newborn to the world press — a little too stunning, according to the Russian press.
According to multiple publications, Princess Charlotte was not born of Kate at all — rather, in a conspiracy worthy of Beyoncé, she was carried by a surrogate and birthed at least three days prior to what Kensington Palace claims.
"It was a surrogate mother who gave birth but not her," one woman told KP.RU. "Kate must have been wearing a fake belly showing to the people that she was pregnant."
The beautiful duchess looked absolutely radiant while showing off her little princess to the world, with a fresh blowout, impeccable makeup, a flawless dress and even high heels — a little too radiant, some are saying.
Kate Middleton was never preggers, cushion up her jumper while 2 A&F models mated and gave her that baby. #conspiracy— Dylan Corrigan (@dylancorrigan3) May 4, 2015
Here's my conspiracy theory: Kate Middleton had surrogate, was wearing fake belly the whole time.— Xiaxue (@Xiaxue) May 2, 2015
There are also the strange conspiracy theorists who claim Kate, along with the rest of the royals, are part of a race of lizard people, shape-shifting reptilian aliens who control earth by taking over business and politics in a bid to control society (we know, we know).
Look at Kate Middleton there is no way she's just given birth, LIZARD #RoyalLizard— James Reid (@_SwampThing) May 2, 2015
Kate Middleton's lizard egg as hatched just a few weeks before the new Jurassic Park comes out with a hybrid dinosaur in it. #Illuminati— Jordan (@Jordanuk90) May 2, 2015
Find it very suspicious that if you take certain letters out this royal baby's name you get the words "lizard alert"— Ash Eccleston (@ash_eccleston) May 4, 2015
So the #RoyalBaby is like one day old? Anyone know what that is in lizard days?— Bristol AFed (@BristolAFed) May 3, 2015
And this tweet combines both theories nicely:
a papist half-lizard sired in a vat #royalbaby— nope (@dog_of_flame) May 2, 2015
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