I'm ashamed to say that watching Mary Parker flip a man over her back and slam him onto the floor is the best thing I've seen today. Particularly because she's wearing heels.
Just walking in heels can be a challenge sometimes, but in this short film, Judo Jymnastics, Parker completely dominates her sparring partner, Lou Leonard, without even breaking a sweat. Now we just need the internet to remix it and add "Finish him!" to the video.