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19 Signs you're a Kardashian separated at birth

Julie Robinson

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Entertainment Writer

Julie Robinson, @juliecrob, has decided that the title of “Pop Culture Junkie” gives her permission to indulge in reality TV with nary a guilt twinge. She misses “Six Feet Under” and “Nip/Tuck”, has a few logistical questions for the fo...

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

The Kardashians and Jenners are everywhere, and now the Disick name is starting to populate the earth. With so much media attention, it’s hard not to have a general idea of what this extended family’s lifestyle is like — and with great beauty, luxury and fortune come desire. Do you secretly wish you were part of the Kardashian clan? Here are some of the warning signs.

1. Your self-esteem is a tad too healthy

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Might as well own it, right?

2. You bust out a twerk regardless of your whereabouts

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Underwater, above water... no matter. Twerk on.

3. You have the lethal combination of curiosity and no filter

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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It just rolls off your tongue. As if you were asking someone to pass the salt.

4. You think the world is your dance floor

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Come to think of it, maybe the secret to wearing a bikini is to treat the world like a giant dance floor.

5. You find yourself making up your own language

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Not snowballs. Not beach balls. Not even hairballs. There’s a new ball in town, people.

6. You give yourself lofty nicknames

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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The combination of a lofty nickname and speaking in the third person is the clincher.

7. You share every bodily function with the world

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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And even then, you do it with drama.

8. You take your friends and turn them into your entourage

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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It’s the matching T-shirts that seal the deal. Otherwise, you’re just a group of friends.

9. You can’t function without and a hair and makeup staff

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Once properly coiffed, all that’s left to do is blow air kisses.

10. Your duck face multiplies into several duck faces

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Nothing makes a girl quack more than an iPhone camera.

11. You get paid to do almost anything

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Not a singer? Not a dancer? Not a problem.

12. You feel entitled to everything you lay eyes on

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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The world is your closet.

13. You think an outfit made entirely of jewelry is a good look

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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The only catch is that your mother has to be your photographer.

14. You're a little too grabby

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Your golden rule is, “What’s yours is mine.”

15. A regular kiss just isn’t good enough

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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In a world full of signature style, signature affection is a necessity.

16. You put selfies before personal safety

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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But first you need to ensure that you look good when terrified.

17. Your family grows with every season

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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When “nice to meet you” is followed by “brother-in-law," you’re ready.

18. You've mastered the fine art of making an entrance

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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It might not work so well at the grocery store, but you’ve gotta start somewhere.

19. You refuse to acknowledge when there’s a bad day

If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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Sisters, schmisters, right? That’s why you have more than one.

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If you relate to most of these, then the Kardashians basically run in your blood

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