The singer/fashion mogul seemed to struggle to string together two coherent sentences while discussing her children, her love of fashion and a possible return to music — a conversation that was full of abrupt segues and awkward revelations.
It's not really what she said — although referring to her husband as her daughter's boyfriend is pretty weird — so much as how she said it. Check out the video for yourself.
Simpson was totally unsteady on her feet and looked like she was about to topple over at any moment. She's kinda like that one sorority girl at the bar on St. Paddy's Day who really, really wants you to know that you are, like, totally her best friend for realsies, OK?
There was a lot of wobbling, and funny faces, a little slurring and that really intense look drunk people get when they are trying really hard to concentrate on looking like they are not actually drunk but are really, really hammered.
She did let it slip that she is recording a new album — her first since 2010 — but even that was a weird, rambling announcement.
"Right now, I'm starting a record, and I'm getting into a lot of other fun things," she said, without elaborating on what those fun things are (our guess is vodka). "I have a recording studio in my house so I can be around my babies as well and they might try and sing over me. They won't be my background vocalists, they'll be like 'ahhh.'"
Alrighty then. Of course, Simpson is the size of a resident of Munchkinland so she probably only has to smell alcohol and gets totally wasted.
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