The best Jimmy Fallon #WhyImSingle tweets didn't make it on the air last night. These women prove why they just don't need a man on Valentine's Day — or ever.
Valentine's Day is a manufactured holiday designed to line the pockets of florists and greeting card companies, blah blah blah — we hear it every year from all the singletons who are forced to feel inferior on the lovers' holiday. But these women are not having the romance BS pushed on them, and their responses to Fallon's call for the reasons behind their relationship status are a lesson in feminism.
Because I haven't found a man with more balls than me #WhyImSingle— sophia ariza (@sophiaariza) February 13, 2015
because I will refuse to make the sandwich #whyimsingle— Sailor Goon ☆ (@YungUsagi) February 13, 2015
I am Mjolnir: Only the worthy can pick me up. That, twitter, is #WhyImSingle (and completely happy about it ;)— Kim (@omgkimwtf) February 13, 2015
#WhyImSingle I take care of and lead people on the job. If a man expects me to do everything at home, he's not worth my time.— Joanna Zeleznik (@joannawithaz) February 13, 2015
I'm stubborn and question authority. (Really, I don't wait for anyone to help me and think for myself.) #WhyImSingle— Marla Crews (@deafsongbird) February 13, 2015
I'm pretty, fit, smart, well-educated, honest, humorous, & a good cook... Guess I'm overquealified #WhyImSingle— Marce Leyva (@MarceKent) February 13, 2015
I'm not trying to be anyones mommy replacement #WhyImSingle— hood peasant (@hoodpeasant) February 13, 2015
But our faves came from this tweeter:
#WhyImSingle no time to be the princess when I'm really the hero— ADA (@agentdarkapple) February 13, 2015
#WhyImSingle because I have yet to find a guy who offers something I can't already obtain through other channels— ADA (@agentdarkapple) February 13, 2015
Hell yes, lady.
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