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13 Things only The Bachelor fans would understand

Julie Robinson

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Julie Robinson, @juliecrob, has decided that the title of “Pop Culture Junkie” gives her permission to indulge in reality TV with nary a guilt twinge. She misses “Six Feet Under” and “Nip/Tuck”, has a few logistical questions for the fo...

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

Fans of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette know how ridiculous the reality franchise is.

We know that The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise aren't even distant cousins of Downton Abbey. We know that Women Tell All, Men Tell All and After the Final Rose are simply placeholders in the season to string us along just a little bit further.

But guess what? We don't care!

We eagerly await the onset of a new season and have come to accept Mondays because we know at the end of that particularly long day, there's a reward. A sappy, soapy, oftentimes slurpy mess of humanity that we can't seem to pry our eyes from. Here's why:

1. Other people's deep conversations are funny

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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If he had proclaimed to worship goats, it would've been just as entertaining.

2. Sometimes you just have to cry it out

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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Would you look at that — a pretty crier. Fear not, we have it on good authority that this lovely lady has indeed found her Prince Charming.

3. Pretty girls with potty mouths never get old

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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You can be as classy as can be, but when living in the mansion with your boyfriend's other girlfriends, it's gonna happen.

4. Everyone gets a final escort

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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Does anyone else see relief in his eyes? Still, she gets a strong arm to lean on as she wraps up her 15 minutes of fame camera time.

More: The Bachelor Week 4: Did Jillian seriously just ask Soules that?

5. Just two little words can be a deal breaker

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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Trust us, it wasn't.

6. Sometimes the guy just doesn't matter

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

A pardon from your exit interview can lead to some hefty frequent flier miles.

7. Yelling at the TV doesn't help one bit

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

She got engaged to him anyway!

8. Other people's angst is funny

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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I, for one, am waiting for Chris Harrison to write his own tell-all.

More: The Bachelor Week 5: Who needs Ashley S. when you've got Kelsey?

9. Sometimes a frog is just a frog

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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You really, truly do not have to kiss a lot of them.

10. It's amazeballs when the girl takes charge

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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Every once in a while, we get treated to an empowering "hold your horses" moment.

11. Falling in love in a romantic capital of the world looks fun

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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It's when you attempt to do this at the Laundromat when things fall apart.

12. You never know when you're going to witness a cry for help

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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If you have to wonder, there's your answer.

More: Was The Bachelor's Ashley S. faking her craziness?

13. There are only few ways left to make a hot tub entertaining

Are you a Bachelor fanatic? Then you'll probably relate to this list

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Now if only Jimmy Kimmel got in there, we'd be onto something.

Tell us: Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments!

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