But I'll give it a go.
Ooh baby, he's wasted, thinking about getting naked — and I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Lord knows Usher didn't.
She's just singing about space, right? This ain't no NASA-sanctioned trip, folks.
Not since "Mr. Bojangles" and "Off to Work We Go" has a songster put lips together to make pop music. Nice nod to history, Mr. Rida? Not so much. He's gonna show her how to blow his whistle.
Forget the Crest, this chick is brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Nothing like "running through hos like Drano" to put you in the mood to dance.
It's not outright nasty, but definitely tips the creepy scale. Just watching the video makes me depressed, and I'm a glass-half-full kind of gal.
Sun, stars, universe. All good, right? Well, this party is in his pants.
Ballerinas and tuxedos are the stuff of little-kid dreams. But are douchebags, assholes and jerkoffs?
Look who's back. Mr. Rida will certainly get your toes tapping but by the end of the night, he's breaking in a wild one and telling her to saddle up. It's like My Pretty Pony, only different.
They're doing something all night, and it's not counting sheep.
So when you get dumped by a pretty girl, there's only one thing left to do: suicide.
Not only is there a monster under her bed, there's a straightjacket, spilled blood and even Rumpelstiltskin is implicated.
Masturbation — not that there's anything wrong with that — mixed with vomit. Lovely.
Harder, faster, bigger and stronger is nice when you're talking about horsies or race cars, but that's not the story here.
OK, I just had to include some oldies but goodies. Granted, the little ones will be getting a French lesson by singing "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" And "itchi gitchi ya ya da da" is pretty harmless — until you realize that some joe on the street is about to give it a go.
It sounds fun, but really listen to those lyrics and clearly she's talking about getting high. And not on life.
This song is so upbeat and fun to dance to, but come on — the song is called "Bang Bang" and they aren't very discreet regarding what this songs really about.
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