The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show doesn't air until Tuesday, Dec. 9, but we've got a few teaser photos that made us laugh and cry — OK, mostly we cried.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show gave us two more reasons to hate Taylor Swift (we don't really hate her, but does she have to look this good in lingerie?)...
Before the jealousy hate train comes to a full and complete stop, we'd like to add Alessandra Ambrosio to the list. Just take a minute to look at her amazing bod... or, actually, don't. It may lead you to emotional eating like it did me.
Here's a little number from Victoria's "Creatures of the Night" collection:
This model looks like she's auditioning for American Horror Story....
Speaking of horrors, Ariana Grande looks horrified right before she gets smacked in the head by a wing. Who knew angels could be so dangerous?
Someone may want to let this Victoria's Secret Angel know that a freakishly large, mutant butterfly is attacking her arm, and he appears to have brought a friend.
Why is it that no one ever talks about the super cool boots (that's boots, with a "t") and shoes on the runway? Is it because no one is looking at the Angels' feet? We pause here to give attention to one of our favorite parts of the VS Fashion Show. Remember, we're never too fat for a new pair of shoes.
We're sure Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are sweet gals in real life, but this picture makes us want to invite them to get bent (though Ed Sheeran doesn't appear to have any complaints). Seriously? Do we really need this kind of pressure, especially in the dead of winter when most of us are in a semi-hibernation state that includes lots of empty calories and prolonged bouts of inactivity?
On the flip side of this disturbing coin, this is one piece of lingerie the rest of us may fit into....
And now for our favorite part — the lingerie fashions that made us laugh. Please sit back and enjoy these Victoria's Secret WTF moments.
We'll start the party with this little number. Every year, one model draws the short stick and has to strut her stuff in the lingerie equivalent of a dunce hat. Here's this year's victim.
This eyesore looks like a Pinterest project gone terribly awry....
And this is how Victoria's Secret's fashion designers announced, without saying a word, that they are officially out of ideas. Does this mean we'll never have to endure one of these shows again? Please, let it be so.
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