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11 Things to know about Robin Thicke's gal pal April Love Geary

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Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

We'd be lying if we said we aren't extremely glad Robin Thicke has put his public groveling over soon-to-be ex-wife Paula Patton behind him. But does that mean he has to turn around and date the youngest bikini model he can find? Yes. Please meet Thicke's grudge girlfriend, April Love Geary.

1. She's 19 years old

Robin Thicke is 37 (insert "eww" here).

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Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

2. She lives in Huntington Beach

That would explain all the bikini shots.

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Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

3. She's been a model for over seven years

That would also explain all the bikini shots.

Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

4. She was invited to attend the Sports Illustrated casting call

Because bikinis.

Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

5. Her nicknames are "Apes" and "Love"

(We gotta ask — is "Love" her real middle name? It sounds a little made-up.)

6. She has terrible taste in music

She likes Justin Bieber and Chris Brown! (She redeems herself slightly by also liking Beyoncé and Michael Jackson.)

7. She has poor selfie-judgment

Geary got in hot water last week when she — in an act of incredibly poor taste — posted selfies while posing in the house and bedroom that Thicke and estranged wife Paula Patton shared. The images have since been removed from social media.

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8. She may also have poor taste in men

Geary just started dating Thicke, but according to an interview with Sports Illustrated, she was "in a relationship" last June. At least she took a little more time between relationships than Thicke did.

Meet April Love Geary, the teenager Robin Thicke is blurring lines with

9. She gets confused sometimes

When SI asked if she was spontaneous or a planner, she underlined both. Cute. She also said if she started a charity, it would be to help "homeless kids find homes." We assume she meant she'd help homeless families find homes, as home ownership is a lot of responsibility for kids. Oh, to be 19 again. Speaking of which, did the drinking age in California change to 19 when we weren't looking?

10. She's best known for her…

"Never-ending legs and my bubble butt." Tee hee.

11. She loves playing Mario Kart

No way! She likes video games too? And hanging out in jeans and T-shirts? Someone has been taking a few too many "What guys look for in women" quizzes in Cosmo.

Photo credits: All photos via April Love Geary's official Facebook
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