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Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes that sum up his son's fling with Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

Patrick Schwarzenegger is reportedly dating his self-professed crush, Miley Cyrus. We felt this relationship could best be described using the classic quotes of Patrick's famous dad, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Miley to Patrick, after he begs her to put her tongue away:

"I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue." — Jericho Cane, End of Days

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Stop hating on Miley for her provocative charity event outfits

Miley to Patrick, when he asks about the bumps on top of her head:

"It's not a tumor!" — Detective John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Ed Sheeran is sorry he called Miley a stripper

What Miley says to Patrick, right before they head out for a night of binge drinking:

"Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them." — Julius Benedict, Twins

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Miley Cyrus is just a walking joke? She thinks so

Something Miley tells Patrick when she's not really in the mood:

"Can you hurry up? My horse is getting tired." — Harry Tasker, True Lies

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Patrick to Miley, after watching her in concert:

"When I told you to [screw] yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally." — Adam Gibson, The 6th Day

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Miley to Patrick, after she's "high on purp":

"Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?" — Hercules, Hercules in New York

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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What Miley says to Patrick when he tells her he's had enough clubbing and twerking:

"Chill out, d***wad." — Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Patrick to Miley after a night of partying:

"You shouldn't drink and bake." — Mark Kaminsky, Raw Deal

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Miley to Patrick when they argue about who gets the last bowl of Lucky Charms:

"Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a f***ing choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!" — Jericho Cane, End of Days

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Patrick to Miley when he goes to the gas station to get her gummy bears and Mountain Dew:

"I'll be back." — Terminator, The Terminator

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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Patrick's go-to quote, should he decide he's not crushing on Miley anymore:

"Hasta la vista, baby." — Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's hookup in Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

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