The spoiled young man with intense momma issues didn't have a lot to do in the AHS season premiere, but he still had quite the impact. In the second episode of the new season, "Massacres and Matinees," Dandy let his freak flag fly high.
Here are some of his craziest/best/most amazing moments from the episode.
Dandy doesn't like anything boring.
Come on, who out there doesn't wish they could do that sometimes?
... but we do know that he called her a "pregnant hippo."
It looks like Dandy might not be giving his momma any grandbabies anytime soon.
Who knew Dandy had such big dreams?
But then again, who would?
Guess who's been killing the neighbor's cats?
At least Dandy is aware that he's a freak.
He's not afraid to show his anger in the most frightening way possible.
It looks like someone has found his soul mate.
How... um... sweet?
No one says "no" to Dandy.
And don't you forget it, Twisty.
Even worse idea.
Dandy likes to bring his friends treats. What's wrong with that?
Uh-oh, Dandy has discovered a new form of entertainment.
Be sure to check out the next episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show to see more of Dandy's antics.
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