In a new spot for DirecTV, Lowe introduces his usual hot self, suit and all, boasting about his satellite company. But then, a very ugly Lowe joins him on the screen and says, "I'm far less attractive Rob Lowe and I have cable." And trust us, he is not just less attractive, he is disturbingly hideous.
So, after presenting the two versions of himself, handsome Lowe goes on to show the big-screen TV he has installed in his super-modern and beautiful home, saying that with DirecTV he has "the industry's best picture and sound." Meanwhile, repulsive Lowe is hanging out on a beat-up couch in his drab home, watching aerobics on a very old, small television set. "With cable you get picture and... some sound too."
Next, handsome Lowe explains how great his satellite service is for watching awesome programming and having lots of attractive people over for a get-together. Of course, that is not possible for repulsive Lowe as he sits alone on his dirty couch. It gets even worse when repulsive Lowe is out of words for describing cable and a clump of hair falls off his head as he attempts to smooth out his comb-over.
"Don't be like this me," handsome Lowe says, walking up to the pathetic pot-bellied version of himself. He then encourages you to get his satellite service so you can be like the much better, suave and super-hot Rob Lowe.
You can watch el creepo Lowe in the video below, but don't say we didn't warn you: repulsive Lowe is seriously and dreadfully grotesque.
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