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How I felt listening to Calvin Harris' new song 'Blame' (GIFs)

Kristine Cannon

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Kristine Cannon is the Entertainment Editor for SheKnows. When she's not at a music festival or live show, she's either struggling to train her dachshund, taking too many pics of said dachshund or watching re-runs of The Office. Also, hi...

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

I listened to Calvin Harris' new song today, "Blame" featuring John Newman. It went a little something like this.

So, we all know Calvin Harris as that guy who produces songs that all sound the same. Or is that Avicii? Or is that Tiesto? Trick question! It's all three.

We can hate all we want, though. Sooner than later, we end up caving and jamming out to them in our cars or even at work at least four times a day. (Spotify, please stop adding "Summer" to your playlists. Kthxbye.)

The worst (or best) part? We still love it. We love every single Calvin Harris song.

Ready, set, press play. And who knows, maybe you'll have the same experience I did.

This sounds fun. All right, I think I can get into this.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(0:23 seconds in)
Words! Words I can memorize! "Niii-ii-i-i-ighhhhtt... don't blame it on me!"

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(0:38)
Oh, snap. Higher octave. And hand claps!

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(0:55)
And so it begins. Raging so hard.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(1:12)
Oh, we're slowing down… but at least we still have hand claps.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(1:20)
I hope no one notices I'm mumbling through this...

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(1:40)
More intense hand claps, yes! But when is it going to kick in?

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(2:00)
We're here! Dancing, dancing hard.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(2:15)
We're slowing down again?! What is he saying?

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(2:25)
Echoing. I hear echoing. Wait, is that chanting?

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(2:45)
Here we go again, it's rising…

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(2:52)
Aw, yeah! Same thing from 20 seconds ago! I haven't heard this before at all.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

(3:20)
Is anything different going to happen? Oh, the song ended.

Don't 'Blame' Calvin Harris for producing songs that sound exactly the same. OK, do.

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