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Wait, did George R.R. Martin just tease “lots of death” in new Game of Thrones book?

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13 Things more surprising than George R.R. Martin teasing "lots of death" in new GoT book

The always-surprising author George R.R. Martin shared some huge news today for fans of his series Game of Thrones. And by "huge," we mean "hugely disappointing." Martin announced that the latest installment in his series would have tons of death. Fans of Martin and the HBO series know: This is the least surprising announcement ever. As a matter of fact, even people who don't give two hoots about the show still know Martin seems to get off on killing characters. That's why he does it all the damn time. To help Martin understand just how useless that factoid was, we decided to share a few things that are more surprising than the many Game of Thrones deaths Martin has promised. Ready?

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So, thanks, George R.R. Martin, for that breaking news. Let us know when you have more spoilers, eh?

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